Joel Osteen vs. T.D. Jakes: Preachers on Sunday But Dreamers All Day!

(Part 3) Love & Happiness 2.0:
How Work-a-bees and Wannabees Took a Leap of Faith to Become VIPs.

Extra Word (Reflections for moving in the right direction.)
Your true calling puts you in touch with a GPS-like sense of awareness where you get to see things you wouldn’t otherwise see on a map with your naked eye.

Who Says (Tweets and Tips from people you know)
–       We’re here to make a dent in the universe, otherwise why be here. – Steve Jobs
–       God is usually not early, but He is never late. So trust His timing in your life. – @RevRunWisdom

Faith Attack (A probing question or insightful feedback from the “Purpose Posse.”)
Q: How does a leap of faith help with career moves when changing course?
A: It might move you from seeing red to seeing green. Think about what happens at the traffic light. One lane of cars stops while another lane is moving. A leap of faith can put your career in motion or dreams in gear. Knowing when to move comes from having more awareness. So, move when you see green because moving on red can be dangerous.

Wise Crack (A good laugh or timeless message that stirs the soul.)
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.  He dialed the employees’ home number and was greeted with a child’s whisper on the first ring, “Hello?”

Feeling put out of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes”, whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” 
“Yes,” came the answer.

“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered “No.”

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

“Is there any one there besides you?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes”, whispered the child, “A policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at the home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy.” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper!”

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, “Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, “They’re looking for me!”

Source: WeklyJokes.com

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